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Everything you can think of to do...

is right here...a few of our fav. tricks and some htings that you can do
but whatever you use htis information for is up to you
i am not liable for what you do with this info.

How To Cheat Scan Tron Machines

Scan-tron machines pick up right and wrong answers by picking up on lead #2 pencil marks.

If nothing has been marked, at all in a given space, then your answer will be marked wrong. However, if there is neither a dark pencil mark nor a blank, the machine will get confused and simply not mark anything. You're saying "but what about my score at the end of the test ??" to which point we respond ...

Scan-tron machines assign a variable to the number of possible points and the number wrong. Then it subtracts the number wrong from the total possible to get your answer. When it comes to the "altered" mark, it skips it, leaving no red mark. It then doesn't know the difference between a right answer and a wrong answer and does nothing to your score.

HOW TO AVOID GETTING RED MARKS

There are two type of fill sheets you can recieve. Ones with circles to shade in and ones with rectangles.

On the circles, there is only one way to avoid the slash... IF A CIRCLE IS LIGHTLY SHADED IN, TOO LIGHT FOR THE MACHINE AND TOO DARK FOR THE TEACHER TO QUESTION, THE MACHINE WILL GET CONFUSED AND SIMPLY LEAVE YOUR ANSWER BE.

Once again, if there is no mark, the machine does not subtract from the total possible. The trick is to fill it in lightly enough to confuse it.

For the rectangles, the same method used for the circles will work, along with this other method... Draw many diagonal LIGHT lines through the rectangle. Howver, this method is not recommended since teacher will probably catch on.

Practice!!! On a test you don't really have to worry about, try different shades.

How To Fuck With Someones Car

iF there is someone who you fucking hate or just wnat to screw with and they have a nice car here is how you fuck with them.

items needed:

1)dozen eggs

2)1/4-1/2 pound of salami and/or boloni

3)blender

4) empty water bottle/ bottle with a top that squirts

First go to your local super market and purchase a dozen eggs, a 1/4-1/2 pound of slami and/or baloni.

next you need to put the eggs into the blender and add baloni and/or salami until this turns into a paste

next you need to put this paste into a bottle

in the middle of the night go to your good friends house and squirt your pasty shit onto theire car (happy messages work best)

fianly run like fuck home and wait for a day or so to check on your friends car. by now they should have found the paste shit hardened on their car and when they wash or scrape it away it will strip the paint with it.

How To Fuck Around In Your School

This works best if you happen to have alot of derelict friends, as I do... your first day of school you should bring the following items, to insure a prosperous school year:

1) fountain pen (and extra ink refills)

2) 3 tubes of super glue (krazy glue)

3) pennies (about $1.00 worth)

4) balloons (small sized for convieniance)

5) mirror (small hand held)

6) liquid soap

7) lighter, (matches as alternat)

8) firecrackers (ladyfingers are great)

9) screwdrivers and other tools (small)

10) small squeezable bottles (like nasal de-congestant type)

11) wire (10-20 ft)

12) tape recorder mic. (batter operated pref.)

13) ziplock baggies

14) half of an orange

15) light bulb (75 watts and over are great)

This will do for now... some of the cool things to do are, take the pennies and glue them to the cafeteria tables, (and watch the custodians try to get 'em off). This also looks good with silver dollars glued to the fire alarm (so it goes off when the custodian attempts to remove the coin) and to a door some place (principals preferably).

Another thing to do with a coin is, heat it up over a bunson burner (in chem) and just as the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, i will guarantee you will know when the coin is picked up... while your using the bunson burner, fill your little squeeze bottle with gas, then cap it tight and put it in your pocket... later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the bottle, use a cigarette as a fuse extension, then put it in the bathroom, and get to class fast... (gas and glue make a nice flame)...

While your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door, and when the superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a nice little surprise...

Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when no one is in the room, take off the speaker cover on the pa system, and hook 2 wires from it, to your mic. (then into your locker) this is good for getting your friends out of classes... just ask for them... (use your tools for that one, and try to be neat about it)...

Now for your mirror, you can use this for getting your, uh..."friends" locker combanation.... after you get that, take that little baggie you got, and put the orange in it... let it sit for a week or four, then open the baggie, and place it in your friends locker... I can guarentee he/she will love it!

Another thing that is fun to do, is, take a penny, and glue it over the key hole on your friends gym locker, just after he goes out, thus he has to truck around all day in his gym stuff, (unless you rent him your screw driver to pry the penny off)

Ballons are fun to play with in chem lab, fill them with the gas that you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the baloon tight, and drop it out the window to the burn outs below, you know, the ones that are always smoking, they love to pop baloons with light cigaretts, get the picture? good...

Those fountain pens are cool, because if you make a slight jerking motion with your hand, ink squirts all over the room, (or person, what everyour aiming at) it is a good idea not to let the teachers know you have one of those, it makes it too easy to find out who did it when theres ink all over the principals face... (or on the floors, walls, and ceilings...)

Liquid soap is great for use in crowded hallways, it turns everybody into a ice skating star, (works especially well when people come in from the rain)... if your school is anything like the one I goto, people never flush the toiletts, a little liquid soap in here makes for a nice surprise, I mean, what happens when the soap is not flushed out of the toilet, and the suds aren't flushed out either? the janitors have a really good time trying to figure out that one... (glue a quarter in one of the urinals, always a winner)... turn off the water under the sinks too... getting back to the soap, it is also good on the hand railings in hallways and on steps, if you mix perfume with it, some poor grub has to have that stench on him all day.


 


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